I love Detroit Tigers tickets so much I sometimes collect as many discarded Tigers ticket stubs as I can when I’m leaving Commercia Park, and use them to make my own ticker-tape parade when I get home. My wife sprinkles thousands of ripped-up Detroit Tigers tickets out of the second-storey window on me, and I stand in the driveway, swinging my bat back and forth, pretending to be Gary "The Clock" Sheffield, tick tock, tick tock. Ooh that bat swings, and I pray that my beloved Bless You Boys will make the grade this year, and pull a triumph out of the bag. You never know.
Whenever I see that old English "D", I know I’m among friends, and we Tigers fans know how to have a good time. Why, just last week, my buddy Corkscrew Dan went and jumped in the Detroit River wearing a full Tiger costume. Do you have any idea how freakin’ cold that water is this time of year??? The poor guy not only had to take three days off work and get his stomach pumped (that water’s nasty), the costume hire store made him pay to replace the costume, cos they couldn’t get the chemical stains out of the synthetic fur! Poor Corkscrew Dan. But he soon cheered up when he saw what I had for him; a promise that I can get every single one of the Detroit Tigers tickets for forthcoming home games this season. Every one, I swear, and knowing Dan he’ll hold me to that, or else make me do some crazy stunt if I fail to deliver the goods. But I won’t, and neither will you, if you’ve found this site – which I guess you must have done if you’re reading this!
Good luck in your quest for Detroit Tigers tickets, my fellow Bengals fan. Your quest just got a whole lot easier…